Do you know what is boring? A standard tissue box. If you opt for Kleenex then you are trying but if you are a cheep and cheerful will do type, then chances are, the box is bland.
Brighten up ANYONES day when they reach for a tissue with the Ass Wipe Novelty Bum Tissue Holder. Its soft cushion finish really screams sexy beast and the entry point means its compatible with all rectangle tissue boxes.
These are extremely rare and once they are gone, that might well be it so act fassssst!